My ping just topped five and a half seconds. It’s like torture, but not as interesting… I’m sure Satan is preparing a special hell for me, where there’s nothing but pay-per-minute 56k dialup for eternity.

EDIT: Already we have a new record! =p

64 bytes from 216.239.59.147: icmp_seq=559 ttl=242 time=14428 ms

EDIT 2: Downloading is bad for you.

64 bytes from 66.102.9.104: icmp_seq=231 ttl=241 time=32788 ms</i>