This is a very old post that was automatically imported from LiveJournal. I have done my best to fix up the formatting, but some issues may remain. Comments have not been preserved.
Of course, I’m always doing bad things, but this one is particularly bad, in the “bad and wrong” sense.
This, I thinnk, is conclusive proof that coding in C++ makes me insane and I should never have to do it again.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present: Alice’s Adventures in C++land.