Good News: I have another short story lined up after I (hopefully imminently) finish the two I’m currently working on, and - this is a new thing for me - it WON’T BE ANGSTY. Got that? Beat me with haddock if I even verge on making it the slightest bit angsty.

Bad News: I want the main character to be called Caramel. I don’t know why. Feel free to comment telling me how dumb a name that is.