Vaccinations over and done with! I am now resistant to:

  • Polio
  • Tetanus
  • Diptheria
  • Typhoid
  • Hepatitis A
  • Meningitis A, C, W & Y
  • AIDS
  • Cancer
  • Fire
  • Zombies
  • Acts of God.

Unfortunately, I still appear to be weak to:

  • Wind
  • Rain
  • Caffeine
  • People shoving sharp things into random bits of me.