Synopsis:

SOMEONE made a FILM of what goes on INSIDE MY HEAD.

By the Numbers:

  • Unexpected age of main character: 16
  • Weddings avoided: 1
  • Holes fallen down: 1
  • Alice’s skin colour: #ffeeee
  • Matt Lucases: 2
  • Fishbutlers: 1
  • Mingomallets: 1
  • Willie Wonkas: 1
  • Galadriels: 1
  • Impossible Things thought before Breakfast: 6
  • Scenes Reminding Me of my Changeling Game: over 9000
  • Armoured, Sword-Wielding Alice Squee Factor: over 9,000,000
  • Overall Relevance to Interests: Aleph 9000

Overall: 5 / 5