A guest review by Ian “Devo” Montgomery
An evil mutant man-bird emerges from the frosty depths of Hell to run for mayor of Gotham City and to abduct children… wait, WHAT?!?
Also, Michelle Pfieffer in skin-tight latex. Gentlemen, start your fapping.
By the Numbers
- Thugs that the Penguin rented from the Joker: 9
- Hypno-brollies: 0
- Catwoman’s lives: 9
- Number of times Batman ignores his ‘no killing’ rule: 2
- Violent nose jobs: 1
- Rocket penguins: ROCKET PENGUINS!!!
- Wonderful toys (Batman): 7
- Wonderful toys (Penguin) : 4