Synopsis

ELPHABA (face disguised to prevent copyright infringement) is a NOT-REALLY-EVIL EVIL WITCH who does BAD STUFF and ANGSTS ABOUT IT. The WORLD is saved by GOSSIP GIRL (face disguised to prevent copyright infringement), a REINDEER FETISHIST and a SUICIDAL SNOWMAN.

By the Numbers

  • Plot reminiscent of The Snow Queen: 47%
  • Songs reminiscent of Wicked: 56%
  • “I WANT TO SHOVE SOME CHOCOLATE IN MY FAAAAAAACE”: 1
  • Other people’s sandwiches finished: 3
  • Greta: 78%
  • Kai: 0%
  • “Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.”: 1
  • New meeting-to-engagement time record: 187 seconds
  • Disney Princessy tropes: 3
  • Disney Princessy tropes swiftly subverted: 1
  • Implied acts of reindeer buggery: somehow more than zero
  • Puddles: 0

Overall: 5 / 5

Well do you? ...punk?