Power Rangers (2017)

Synopsis

It is the EARLY CENOZOIC ERA. Some MYSTICAL BULLSHIT is going down. In his dying moments, ZORDON passes on his MACGUFFINS OF POWER and instructs them to find someone worthy… 65 MILLION YEARS LATER. The PRESENT DAY. The curtain opens upon our BRAVE HEROES. Who are JERKING OFF A BULL. I shit you not. Jerking off a bull. The Power Rangers, ladies and gentlemen.

By the Numbers

Overall: A grudging 3 / 5

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