Synopsis

In the GRIM SCI-FI DYSTOPIA (suspiciously similar to LAST WEEK’S SCI-FI DYSTOPIA), ROBOCOP struggles with the question of whether HE is HUMAN.

Meanwhile, CAIN: LEADER OF THE NUKE CULT.

I’ll just say that again so it sinks in. CAIN: LEADER OF THE NUKE CULT.

By the Numbers

• In-car Electrocutions: 1
• Crimes per minute: 13
• Knocking power level: over 9000
• People who can shoot straight in the entire franchise: 2 (one robot, one child)
• Suicides caused by poor internet speeds: 1
• Obligatory Corporate Drones called Johnson: present
• Optic surgeries performed with guns: 1
• Optic surgeries performed with stiletto heels: 1
• Robot scabs: 1
• Guns affected by giant electromagnets: 0
• Evil psychotherapists: 1
• Evil psycho kids: 1
• Contortionist violinists: 1
• Novelty Cain-head mugs: 1
• Times that, even with hindsight, OCP robots are demonstrated with live ammunition loaded: 3
• Crispy fried wonton destruction: …yeah.

Overall: 3 / 5