Synopsis:

A GIRL dresses up as A GUY, and is better at FOOTBALL than SOME GUYS. Er… that’s it.

By the Numbers:

  • Really fucking awkward moments: over 9000
  • Girls who are, in fact, men: 0
  • Transgendered people of any kind: 0
  • Chicks with dicks: 0
  • Delicious traps: 0
  • Futanari: 0
  • Original or Interesting characters: 0
  • Unexpected plot twists: 0
  • Tampons used for their intended purpose: 0
  • Vinnie Jones’ career now at: 0
  • Fake sideburns accidentally stuck to small girls’ faces: 1
  • NINJA GOALIE: 1

Overall: 2/5