Synopsis:

A GIRL dresses up as A GUY, and is better at FOOTBALL than SOME GUYS. Er… that’s it.

By the Numbers:

• Really fucking awkward moments: over 9000
• Girls who are, in fact, men: 0
• Transgendered people of any kind: 0
• Chicks with dicks: 0
• Delicious traps: 0
• Futanari: 0
• Original or Interesting characters: 0
• Unexpected plot twists: 0
• Tampons used for their intended purpose: 0
• Vinnie Jones’ career now at: 0
• Fake sideburns accidentally stuck to small girls’ faces: 1
• NINJA GOALIE: 1

Overall: 2/5