Synopsis

It’s the GRIM ALTERNATE STAR TREK FUTURE. A hundred years of 90S POP MUSIC and TEEN RELATIONSHIP DRAMA have driven the world into a BLEAK FASCIST STATE. Pretty much inevitable.

Then they all go off to FIGHT BUGS in SPACE and STUFF.

By the Numbers

• Teenage Neil Patrick Harrises: 1
• Alien autopsies: 7
• Ferret Mind Melds: 1
• Invaders called Zim: 1
• Eviscerated Mormons: 18
• Giggling schoolgirl launch sequences: 1
• Wings deployed in space: 2
• Tattoos of Death: 4
• Glowstick blood plastic violin raves: somehow, 1
• Grenades eaten: OM NOM NOM SPLUT
• Explosions briskly outpaced: 1
• Giant Space Assault Rifles operated perfectly fine with one shoulder missing: 1
• Bugs killed: 10,192,788
• Humans killed: 33,102,990
• Ham-fistedness of satire: over 9000
• Cheesiness: A fine roquefort with two Dairylea triangles stuck on the top like cat ears.
• Would you like to know more?: No.

Overall: / 5