Synopsis

In a GRIM SCIENCE-FICTION DYSTOPIA where a GIANT MEGACORPORATION rules with an IRON FIST and an ARMY OF EVIL ROBOTS, ROBOCOP JUDGE DREDD BATMAN …oh, no wait, Batman is in it.

Anyway, MORGAN FREEMAN is a CRAZY PROPHET, and WILL FERRELL is an EVIL VILLAIN and the GOOD GUYS SAVE THE DAY and all that.

By the Numbers

  • Butts covered: 2
  • Butts photocopied on pirates’ faces: 1
  • Pieces touched: 1
  • Chairs kicked: 27
  • Suspicious taco Tuesdays: 1
  • Wild West machineguns: 5
  • Angsty Batmetal: Yup
  • Floors per Octan Tower: ∞
  • Laser sharks: 4
  • People who were ready for Shaq: 19
  • Zimmer frame kills: 46
  • Cat posters: 1
  • Fourth walls: 0
  • Evil Duplo aliens: 3
  • 100: Mississippi

Overall: 5 / 5