Synopsis

ATHOS is a NINJA FROGMAN.  ARAMIS is BAT-SNAPE.  MILADY DE WINTER is QUEEN ELIZABETH.  PORTHOS and D’ARTAGNAN are… pretty accurately portrayed, to be honest.

Together, they fight CRIME THE CHURCH!  And its INEXPLICABLE ZEPPELIN!

By the Numbers

• Games of Medieval: Total War played: 2
• Macguffins: 3
• Uses of Bullet-time: 3
• Booby traps, per corridor: over 9000
• Tripwires, per vault: over 9000
• Buttercup: 1
• Horses given parking tickets: 1 [citation needed]
• Swashes buckled: 725
• Lord Flashhearts: 1
• Baldricks: 1
• Wenches on winches: 1
• Airship-mounted flamethrowers: 1
• Steampunk factor: significant
• Century: Allegedly, 17th
• Muskets used by musketeers: as always, zero

Overall: 4 / 5

Cheese rating: Roquefort (obviously)

Seventeenth Century airships and the Notre Dame cathedral?
RULE 34.  NO.  FUCKING.  EXCEPTIONS.