Synopsis

In this CULT 90S COMEDY FILM, we get to understand why it is a CULT FILM, which is because it’s PRETTY WEIRD and NO-ONE’S really sure if it’s actually funny or not.

In this particular example, MIKE MYERS and DANA CARVEY star in BILL AND TED’S SLIGHTLY LESS EXCELLENT AND SOMEWHAT MORE AWKWARD ADVENTURE.

By the Numbers

  • Infeasibly young Mike Myers…es: 1
  • Wills to live sucked out by vacuum cleaners: 1
  • Inexplicable car-babs: 1
  • Kids who know dick: Apparently all of them
  • Claudia Schiffer, on the strokeability scale: at least 9
  • Under-table conversations with the camera about breeding tongues in jars: 1
  • Babe-raham Lincoln: present
  • Interesting Milwaukee Facts delivered by Alice Cooper: Somehow, 3
  • Actual Alice Coopers in this film: Somehow, 1
  • Doughnuts drunk from with straws: 1
  • Doughnuts brutally murdered with straws: 1
  • Inexplicable action heroes being trained in the back room of a doughnut shop: 9
  • Stairway: DENIED

Overall: 3 / 5