Synopsis

Somebody let a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD make a MOVIE.

…Oh wait, someone let DANNY MCBRIDE make a MOVIE. It all makes sense now.

By the Numbers

  • Granny lightning attacks: 26
  • Mullets: 5
  • Explanations of the cervix: 1
  • Sheep chased: 107
  • “Magic, motherfucker.”: 1
  • Ideas I have as to why Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel are in this movie: 0
  • Fish fingers: 314
  • “To the fuckening!”: 1
  • Doctor Zola: 1
  • Tits: over 9000
  • Fairies snorted: 1

Overall: 1.5 ± 1.5 / 5