Did the Munchkin RPG ever need pre-gen characters? No? Ah well, I made some anyway.

Steve the Mighty Race/Class: Human Barbarian Alignment: Neutral Impulsive Steve the Mighty’s favourite sound is the despair of his enemies, and his favourite food is strawberry millefeuille.

Curunír i goll Race/Class: Elven Wizard Alignment: Lawful Weary Curunír didn’t study for centuries under the finest magicians of the Western Isles just to have to put up with your shit now.

Narin the Irritating Race/Class: Dwarven Bard Alignment: Petulant Good Narin was exiled from his mountain home after the elders tired of hearing about how his music was inspired by the dark emptiness of his soul.

Bobbin Brandybutter Race/Class: Halfling Rogue Alignment: Familial Neutral The Brandybutter family have eyes and ears everywhere. You cross them at your peril.

Kallista Korol Race/Class: Tiefling Sorcerer Alignment: Psychotic Evil No matter how great your need to smoke, do not ask Kallista if she has a lighter. They will still be discovering bits of your charred remains a week later.

Thrag the Questionable Race/Class: Troll Ranger Alignment: Meek Good At the age of 12, trolls are sent into the wilderness and expected to hunt and kill to survive. Thrag returned that afternoon with a delightfully arranged bunch of carnations.