Another guest FRbtN by @danfoxdavies.

Synopsis

A WOMAN HAPPENS to several clueless guys. What a MESS.

By The Numbers

  • Temporal continuity: 11-14
  • Bible bashers: 1
  • Police in the whole town: 1
  • Bowling balls of framing: 1
  • Penises detached: you gotta be kidding. Nope, they went there.
  • Number of chases conducted whilst wielding a detached penis in disgust: somehow, >0
  • Deaths on a high note: 1
  • Unsafe graves: at least 1
  • Vehicles to sets of keys ratio: 11:14
  • People screwed over: Everybody
  • 11: 14
  • Mentions of the time: over 9000
  • Average IQ of characters: 11+14
  • High-speed jump-lead jump starts: 1
  • Uses of the F word (imdb): 57
  • Time this town shuts down: 9pm
  • Japanese vehicles: 8
  • American vehicles: 1
  • Vehicles to which Autoglass or their American equivalent will not be called out: 0
  • Vehicles which had better be washed first: all of them
  • Car batteries in a Honda: apparently, 2
  • Fridges harmed in the making of this film: 1
  • Dogs obviously being directed by someone off-camera to disobey for a character: 1
  • Guns in the whole American neighbourhood: 2
  • Of which used: 1
  • Flashbacks: 5
  • Flashback: radio.com

Overall: 11/14

Moral: Adultery bad. It lead to all kinds o’ hell, y’all hear?