Another guest FRbtN by @danfoxdavies.

Synopsis

A WOMAN HAPPENS to several clueless guys. What a MESS.

By The Numbers

• Temporal continuity: 11-14
• Bible bashers: 1
• Police in the whole town: 1
• Bowling balls of framing: 1
• Penises detached: you gotta be kidding. Nope, they went there.
• Number of chases conducted whilst wielding a detached penis in disgust: somehow, >0
• Deaths on a high note: 1
• Unsafe graves: at least 1
• Vehicles to sets of keys ratio: 11:14
• People screwed over: Everybody
• 11: 14
• Mentions of the time: over 9000
• Average IQ of characters: 11+14
• High-speed jump-lead jump starts: 1
• Uses of the F word (imdb): 57
• Time this town shuts down: 9pm
• Japanese vehicles: 8
• American vehicles: 1
• Vehicles to which Autoglass or their American equivalent will not be called out: 0
• Vehicles which had better be washed first: all of them
• Car batteries in a Honda: apparently, 2
• Fridges harmed in the making of this film: 1
• Dogs obviously being directed by someone off-camera to disobey for a character: 1
• Guns in the whole American neighbourhood: 2
• Of which used: 1
• Flashbacks: 5
• Flashback: radio.com

Overall: 11/14

Moral: Adultery bad. It lead to all kinds o’ hell, y’all hear?