Synopsis

OWEN WILSON and WOODY HARRELSON team up to go BACK IN TIME and replace a HEART-WARMING AMERICAN FAMILY TRADITION with a GREASY, COMMERCIALISED ALTERNATIVE.

Aaand something about TURKEYS. There are some TURKEYS in this film.

By the Numbers

  • Lazy eyes: 1
  • Great Turkeys: 4 (per timeline)
  • Puffles: 27
  • George Takei: 1
  • Spec Ops turkeys: 2
  • Lobos solitarios: nada
  • People with limitless use of a time machine that didn’t kill Hitler: 2
  • Bill and Ted references: 1
  • Back to the Future references in the very same sentence: 1
  • Heavy-handed allegories, in % of District 9: 87
  • Heavy-handed inclusions of an inevitable fucking Angry Birds reference: 1
  • Nominations for the Shameless Commercialism award, SPONSORED BY CHUCK E CHEESE’S DELICIOUS HOT TAKEAWAY PIZZA: 1
  • Soundtrack, in % by Lynyrd Skynyrd: 0

Overall: …

…I’m tired now.