Resident Evil

This Film Review by the numbers co-written with Devo.

Synopsis

PAUL W.S. ANDERSON’S WIFE stars in PAUL W.S. ANDERSON’S not-entirely-faithful adaptation of the POPULAR VIDEO GAME.

In a response to a MAN-MADE PLAGUE leaking out the long-lost SISTER of HAL 9000 straight up murders everyone. COMMANDOS storm in to shut her down, at which point ALL THE ZOMBIES happen.

By the Numbers

Overall: 3 / 5

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