Synopsis

It is the ANIME 70S, where MEN wear trenchcoats and fedoras, and WOMEN wear nothing but radioactive ribbons.

Into this world of vice steps GOLGO 13. His name: UNKNOWN. His origins: UNKNOWN. His mission: to kill some DUDES and stare dispassionately at some TITS.

By the Numbers

• Dudes killed: 147
• Fucks given: 0
• Chicks fucked: 3
• Fucks given: 0
• Headshots: 7
• Sparkly custard headshots: 1
• Post-coitus gulls: 3
• Crucifixions: 1
• Office chair garottings: 1
• Snakes oozed from helicopters: 1
• Police disco cars: 3
• GET THE FUCKAAAAR NOOOOW!: 1
• Times an action movie hero reloads his gun: actually, some.
• Bad 80s flight simulator CGI scenes: 2
• Grenade beheadings: somehow, 1
• Times Golgo 13 is harmed by a metal spike: 2
• Times Golgo 13 is harmed by a dozen Uzis, two exploding cars, a minigun, three grenades, a flamethrower, 13 rockets, 200 shards of broken glass, 3 helicopter gunships and a collapsing church: LOL NOPE

Overall: 3 / 5

120% more rapey than expected.