Synopsis

KOREA does ROCKY HORROR, THE ADDAMS FAMILY and THE SHINING all at once. MY EYES do BLEEDING.

By the Numbers

  • Super-strength chihuahuas: 1
  • Dismembered hand nose-pickings: 1
  • Elderly Korean crotch-gyrations: 6
  • Korean Spock: present
  • “As Sexy as Possible” fake chest hairs: 204
  • D-Days: 30
  • Unsanitary tube-train lickings: 4
  • Blooming nipples: 2?
  • Erected noodles: 37
  • BPS (Backflips per second): over 9000
  • Bollywood homeless shelters: 1
  • Riot police dance-offs: 1
  • Threatened Virgin Mary clubbings: 1
  • Newspapers eaten: 0.06
  • Fox in socks in box: etc, etc
  • Extremely low-speed overloaded scooter chase scenes: 1
  • I’M WONDER WOMAN: FUCK NO

Overall: what is this i dont even / 5

Fucked up Korea is best Korea.

Many thanks to Dan and Esqui for review material, foisting this on me in the first place, and other miscellaneous mind-scarring.