KOREA does ROCKY HORROR, THE ADDAMS FAMILY and THE SHINING all at once. MY EYES do BLEEDING.
By the Numbers
- Super-strength chihuahuas: 1
- Dismembered hand nose-pickings: 1
- Elderly Korean crotch-gyrations: 6
- Korean Spock: present
- “As Sexy as Possible” fake chest hairs: 204
- D-Days: 30
- Unsanitary tube-train lickings: 4
- Blooming nipples: 2?
- Erected noodles: 37
- BPS (Backflips per second): over 9000
- Bollywood homeless shelters: 1
- Riot police dance-offs: 1
- Threatened Virgin Mary clubbings: 1
- Newspapers eaten: 0.06
- Fox in socks in box: etc, etc
- Extremely low-speed overloaded scooter chase scenes: 1
- I’M WONDER WOMAN: FUCK NO
Overall: what is this i dont even / 5
Fucked up Korea is best Korea.
Many thanks to Dan and Esqui for review material, foisting this on me in the first place, and other miscellaneous mind-scarring.