Synopsis

JAMES BOND is an AMNESIAC COWBOY with an EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF THINGS attached to his WRIST. HAN SOLO is a GRIZZLED VETERAN with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING attached to his WRIST. THIRTEEN is a SPACE WITCH. Together, they fight crime aliens!

By the Numbers

• Mid-shit explosions: 27
• Thirteens: 1
• Laser grappling-hook tractor beams: 34
• Unlikely Q-branch gadgets: 1
• Children thoroughly intimidated: 1
• Phoenices: 0.75
• Apache: 74
• IIS: 0
• Dynaknives: 1
• Kiss-deactivated super arm-lasers: 1
• Giant space dildos: 1
• Unintentional comedy: significantly less than expected

Overall: 4 / 5