Synopsis

JAMES BOND is an AMNESIAC COWBOY with an EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF THINGS attached to his WRIST. HAN SOLO is a GRIZZLED VETERAN with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING attached to his WRIST. THIRTEEN is a SPACE WITCH. Together, they fight crime aliens!

By the Numbers

  • Mid-shit explosions: 27
  • Thirteens: 1
  • Laser grappling-hook tractor beams: 34
  • Unlikely Q-branch gadgets: 1
  • Children thoroughly intimidated: 1
  • Phoenices: 0.75
  • Apache: 74
  • IIS: 0
  • Dynaknives: 1
  • Kiss-deactivated super arm-lasers: 1
  • Giant space dildos: 1
  • Unintentional comedy: significantly less than expected

Overall: 4 / 5