ANNE HATHAWAY comes out of REHAB and is a MOODY BITCH at her SISTER’S WEDDING.
Oh, then tries to COMMIT SUICIDE by DRIVING REALLY SLOWLY into a ROCK. Surprisingly, that does NOT turn out to be A GOOD IDEA.
By the Numbers
- Minutes spent creating title sequence: 5
- Number of verbs the writers had left for the layout: post
- Minutes this movie spent convincing me it wasn’t a RomCom: 1.5
- Minutes this movie spent convincing me it was a RomCom: 9
- Levels of comedy or romance actually in this movie: 0
- Times I have now watched Anne Hathaway piss into a cup: 1
- Shakycams: 207
- Bitchiness: Over 9000
- Times I wanted to punch Anne Hathaway’s character in the face: 153
- Times I wanted to give Anne Hathaway’s character epic hugs: 24
- Feel-good Factor: minus 78