Synopsis

SAMUEL L JACKSON: BADASS MOTHERFUCKER is JOHN SHAFT, a double euphemism for PENIS PENIS.

INJUSTICE is done, and so SAMUEL L JACKSON: BADASS MOTHERFUCKER is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER until MOTHERFUCKING JUSTICE is MOTHERFUCKING DONE instead.

MOTHERFUCKER.

By the Numbers

• Soundtrack cheesiness: over 9000 slices
• General film cheesiness: similar
• Improvised KKK hoods: 1
• Ming the Merciless inspired facial hair: present
• High-quality compassionate policing skills demonstrated: 0
• Suspects pacified by wedgie: 1
• People pushed violently into surprise parties: 1
• Girls who want the Liberal Democrats: apparently 1
• Motherfuckers: many
• Asses Shafted: 2
• “Shaft” jokes made by audience: 11

Overall: 3 / 5