Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

Synopsis

A “TOTALLY UNEXPECTED” SHARKNADO ravages the EXACT STRETCH OF THE COUNTRY between where IAN ZIERING is and where TARA REID is. COINCIDENCE… OR CONSPIRACY?!

Anywhay, they team up with MAD MAXINE and THE HOFF and consume the UNHOLY POWER OF JEDWARD to battle SHARKS with INCREASINGLY ODD VARIANTS OF CHAINSAWS. This would have been enough for such traditional, mundane films as “Sharknado 2”.

So now of course there is also a SPACE SHUTTLE and SPACE JETPACKS and SPACE LASERS and LASER CHAINSAWS because APPARENTLY WE JUST ACCEPT THIS SHIT NOW.

By the Numbers

Alright, that’s the opening sequence done with. Now on to the film!

YES I AM DRINKING WEIRD SPANISH MOONSHINE WHAT OF IT

Overall:
WHAT.

Still waiting for the porn version: SHARKNUDO.

Comments

The standard of acting and the special effects budget are about the same in both cases!

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