Long ago, before TINKERBELL was SASSY and BITCHY, she was DITZY and POINTLESS. For some reason, they made a MOVIE about THAT BIT.
However, the ENTIRE THING appears to be a PROPAGANDA FILM about FAIRY ENGINEERING. Which is STRANGELY AWESOME.
By the Numbers
- Fairy Air Traffic Controllers: 1
- Bugs Hugged: 1
- Games of Charades: 37
- Unicorns: 0
- Main Character Fairies: 8
- Main Character Fairy Stereotypes: 8
- Main Character Fairies with any kind of point whatsoever: 1
- Incidences of Air-swimming: 14
- Drugged cats: 1
- Kristin Chenoweth: 1
Overall: 3 / 5
Today, the internal combustion engine. Tomorrow, potato armies! PETER PAN IS THE SECRET HISTORY OF oh fuck