Synopsis

NANCY DREW, for NO ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED REASON, is an EXTREMELY PUNCHABLE TEENAGE DETECTIVE. For likewise INADEQUATELY EXPLAINED REASONS, she then moves to CALIFORNIA, and continues being a TEENAGER, a DETECTIVE, and handily also EXTREMELY PUNCHABLE.

By the Numbers

  • Laws willingly broken for cake: 2
  • Convincing hauntings: 0
  • Scenes of miscellaneous high-school bullshit: 207
  • Disappointing covers of Blue Monday: 1
  • e;mail: 1
  • Lattes posessed by Chinese restaurant: 0
  • Explosions: somehow, 1
  • Actual age of Rachel Leigh Cook in this film: 28
  • Apparent age of Rachel Leigh Cook in this film: 14
  • Will to live: 0
  • Bruce Willis, what the hell: 1

Overall: 1 / 5