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Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the imminence of the most fantastic and wonderous event of the year*, to be held here in the city of Southampton on 1st May.
On the Common all through the afternoon and evening, there will be a celebration in honour of the beginning of summer and of my very own 21st birthday.
Everyone is invited!* May be a lie