Gamers of a sensitive disposition may wish to turn away now.

“Best FPS ever” my arse. From my experience so far, I have to say I found Doom far more fun. And I’m not talking about Doom 3 here. And HL2 Deathmatch? Excuse me while I play something that doesn’t have broken sprites and models and BSODs whenever you Alt-Tab.

Back to UT2004 for me. Oh look - it has vehicles, better weapons, better maps, is much more fun, has proper Linux support, and actually sodding works.