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Just had a ten-second phone call from my better half, which went thus:

Me: “Hello?”

Her: “Hey, you have even more competition now!”

Me: “Eh?”

Her: “Martin thinks I’m gorgeous.”

Me: “Who’s Martin?”

Her: “Teehee, bye!” hangs up