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Of course, I’m always doing bad things, but this one is particularly bad, in the “bad and wrong” sense.
This, I thinnk, is conclusive proof that coding in C++ makes me insane and I should never have to do it again.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present: Alice’s Adventures in C++land.