With my recent acquisition of a Bluetooth keyboard added to the PowerSkin, my phone has completed its transition from thin, attractive polycarbonate slate to the monstrous assault on product design you see before you.

Or so I would have said in the dim and technologically distant days of 2010.

But really, I don’t have a giant ugly phone – because the other day, an incoming call interrupted my SSH session and I was briefly confused as to why someone was calling me on my computer.

I don’t have a giant phone – I have a really tiny laptop, with a battery that lasts two days.

Did the future happen while I wasn’t looking again?