Name: Solid Snape (possibly)
The Story So Far
Little is known of this man's early years, and his fame began while he was already an old man. He is widely renowned for his success in ending the evil plans of the landlord at his local, the Fox and Hounds, at producing a mysterious beverage known only as "Metal Beer". He since moved to the village of Wheat Down, and works for its elder, Jebodiah.