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Despicable Me

Synopsis

A MAN adopts THREE YOUNG CHILDREN, finding himself cruelly torn between the desire to watch their BALLET RECITAL and the desire to STEAL THE MOON.

By the Numbers

  • Inflatable Pyramids: 1
  • Rhinochairs: 1
  • Donkeyfaces: 1
  • Lehman Brothers: 1
  • Evil boogie robots: 12
  • Superhero pyjamas: 1
  • Unicorns: 3
  • Minions: over 9000
  • Missiles ninjed: 6
  • Sharks punched: 1
  • Grues: Somehow, 1
  • SQUID LAUNCHER: SQUID LAUNCHER

Overall: 4 / 5

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