Synopsis
When HUMANITY is faced with a FATE WORSE THAN DEATH — EXILE to AUSTRALIA — TWEEN RHIANNA teams up with SHELDON and a HAIRY BABY to find J-LO and SAVE THE WORLD.
By the Numbers
- Number 1s: 2
- Number 3s: Mercifully, zero
- Species for whom email client user interfaces are a problem: at least 2
- Species for whom password security is an issue: not 2
- Tachyonic cancellations: 1
- Good they did: 0
- Lottery ticket win percentage: 0
- Involuntary dance moves: 189
- Mighty Boosh-level starfish face animation: 100%
- Slushie energy density, MJ/kg: 314
- Distance from which the bad guy reveal can be seen coming, miles: 97,000,000
- Hands waved in the air like their owner just did not care: 12
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