Synopsis

When HUMANITY is faced with a FATE WORSE THAN DEATH — EXILE to AUSTRALIA — TWEEN RHIANNA teams up with SHELDON and a HAIRY BABY to find J-LO and SAVE THE WORLD.

By the Numbers

  • Number 1s: 2
  • Number 3s: Mercifully, zero
  • Species for whom email client user interfaces are a problem: at least 2
  • Species for whom password security is an issue: not 2
  • Tachyonic cancellations: 1
  • Good they did: 0
  • Lottery ticket win percentage: 0
  • Involuntary dance moves: 189
  • Mighty Boosh-level starfish face animation: 100%
  • Slushie energy density, MJ/kg: 314
  • Distance from which the bad guy reveal can be seen coming, miles: 97,000,000
  • Hands waved in the air like their owner just did not care: 12

Overall: 4 / 5