A BUNCH OF PEOPLE with WEIRD EYES embark upon a VIDEOGAME QUEST to discover the SECRET of AMBROSIA, presumably how the people in DEVON make it SO CREAMY.
Spoilers: it’s JIZZ.
By the Numbers
- Freakish Eyes: 108
- People not actually killed after all: 24
- Chest Hairs: 7851
- Miyazaki Factor: Over 9000
- Plots of Laputa: 0.97
- Swords: 1
- Metal Pipes: 1
- Pipe Organ Mecha: 1
- Forces Luke is immune to: 2 (Gravity, Centripetal)
- Amount of a shit given by Melina while hanging by one hand from a pipe a thousand feet off the ground: 0
- Days of the week I would dress like Descole if I could: 7
- Rice pudding: Somehow, none