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Dear me, I’ve been productive today. I got not just one but TWO things done! Oh yes! I have both shaved, and had a haircut! Yay, go me! Stay tuned for the science bit:
+2 pts My mother will no longer nag me to shave and cut my hair!
+2 pts I now look “more like a graduate”.
-1 pts …but that’s only according to my mother.
-2 pts I no longer look like a beardy Frodo.
+1 pts …but I still eat like a hobbit and flirt with male friends, so that’s okay.
+2 pts Now with extra shota potential!
-1 pts …but I’ll now get asked for ID in pubs.
-1 pts …but I’m not sure shota potential is a good thing anyway.
+2 pts Eric won’t complain anymore.
-1 pt I no longer look like Tsuki.
TOTAL: +3 pts! Banzai.