Now, Hyper Ninja Baking Soda!!

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Is it wrong that every time I see an advert featuring a woman in a burqa advertising something, I mentally replace her with the “Ask a Ninja” guy?

Answers on a postcard to A. N. Infidel, Jubail, KSA.