• Uptime so far today: 20.9 hours.
• Meals consumed today: 7.
• Enjoyable meals consumed today: 3.
• Time spent travelling today: 7 hours.
• Time spent online today: 4 hours.
• Movies watched: 1.
• Anime episodes wathced: 2.
• Business presentations made: 2.
• Newspapers read: 1.
• Number of times playlist on MP3 player has looped: 4 (approx 40 songs total).
• Number of times playlist on computer has looped: 0.15 (approx 230 songs total).

Will have to be awake to buy a Fathers’ Day card and catch a train to Bournemouth in 9 hours’ time.

Status report complete.

I need sleep.