Please let me never be drunk enough to write any of these.

• The great In the Night Garden / Cthulhu thing.  There's essays in that, let alone stories
• @aefaradien's request for a sequel to the Post-Apocalyptic Waybuloo thing
• Balamory / League of Gentlemen horror thing
• Alphablocks with more ultraviolence
• More militarization of drawing-comes-to-life magic (Get Squiggling, Louie)
• Zingzillas: The Doom Metal Episode
• Octonauts / A-Team crossover
• Big Cook Little Cook slashfic (with obligatory bukkake)
• Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies (where she gets shot by poachers mid-episode)
• Numberjacks, where the Number-Taker is a Dickensian child-catcher figure
• Something Special / Gigglebiz clonecest
• Step Inside. It's just fucking terrifying as it is. THE FUCKING HOUSE HAS A FUCKING FACE
• Zingzillas / Planet of the Apes
• 64 Zoo Lane where they all behave like real animals and the bear just gores her to death in the first paragraph
• Dora the Explorer / Kill Bill
• Mythbusters / Sonic the Hedgehod Walrus, eggman, etc