Synopsis
Two BRIDES-TO-BE are BITCHES to each other, and yet again I manage to waste AN HOUR AND A HALF of my LIFE watching ROMANTIC COMEDIES because ERIC is in charge of the DVD RENTAL.
By the Numbers
- Brides: 2
- Wars: 0
- Bitches: 2
- Stereotypes: 27
- Rows: 34
- Tears: 214
- Blue Hairs: 4156
- Skin Tone (Kelvin): 5100
- Snide Remarks: Over 9000
- Creepiness of implication of synchronised intercourse: 27,123
- Anne Hathaway’s Teeth Power Level: 2,000,000
- Scenes in which Anne Hathaway’s Teeth go Super Saiyan: Disappointingly, 0
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