Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time


Our hero, SMARMY GIT, steals a PLOT FLANGE and escapes along with a PRINCESS. They spend the next two hours being chased by BAD GUYS and being BITCHY at each other. Then, they SAVE THE WORLD and FIX EVERYTHING and it’s all HAPPINESS and BLUEBIRDS and all that.

By the Numbers

Overall: 4 / 5

Cheese Factor: Blue Vinney

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