Synopsis

Two BRIDES-TO-BE are BITCHES to each other, and yet again I manage to waste AN HOUR AND A HALF of my LIFE watching ROMANTIC COMEDIES because ERIC is in charge of the DVD RENTAL.

By the Numbers

• Brides: 2
• Wars: 0
• Bitches: 2
• Stereotypes: 27
• Rows: 34
• Tears: 214
• Blue Hairs: 4156
• Skin Tone (Kelvin): 5100
• Snide Remarks: Over 9000
• Creepiness of implication of synchronised intercourse: 27,123
• Anne Hathaway’s Teeth Power Level: 2,000,000
• Scenes in which Anne Hathaway’s Teeth go Super Saiyan: Disappointingly, 0

Overall: 1 / 5