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Bride Wars

Synopsis

Two BRIDES-TO-BE are BITCHES to each other, and yet again I manage to waste AN HOUR AND A HALF of my LIFE watching ROMANTIC COMEDIES because ERIC is in charge of the DVD RENTAL.

By the Numbers

  • Brides: 2
  • Wars: 0
  • Bitches: 2
  • Stereotypes: 27
  • Rows: 34
  • Tears: 214
  • Blue Hairs: 4156
  • Skin Tone (Kelvin): 5100
  • Snide Remarks: Over 9000
  • Creepiness of implication of synchronised intercourse: 27,123
  • Anne Hathaway’s Teeth Power Level: 2,000,000
  • Scenes in which Anne Hathaway’s Teeth go Super Saiyan: Disappointingly, 0

Overall: 1 / 5

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