Guest Post by eric.
Synopsis
There are EVIL BLOKES with a GAY-LOOKING MASK, then it cuts to SOME KID who just happens to be NAILS. KILLING ensues along with SHENANIGANS and a LOVE INTEREST (of course) who turns out to be PRETTY NAILS too (for a WOMAN in ONE OF THESE THINGS, anyway)
By the Numbers
- Eggs left unbroken: 1
- Barbarians killed by one small(ish) child: many
- Not so feeble women: 1
- Angst: over 9000
- Cheese: over 9000
- By Crom!: 1
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