Guest Post by eric.

Synopsis

There are EVIL BLOKES with a GAY-LOOKING MASK, then it cuts to SOME KID who just happens to be NAILS. KILLING ensues along with SHENANIGANS and a LOVE INTEREST (of course) who turns out to be PRETTY NAILS too (for a WOMAN in ONE OF THESE THINGS, anyway)

By the Numbers

• Eggs left unbroken: 1
• Barbarians killed by one small(ish) child: many
• Not so feeble women: 1
• Angst: over 9000
• Cheese: over 9000
• By Crom!: 1

Overall: 4 / 5