Synopsis

A MAN and his WIFE go out for DINNER in MANHATTAN. This ends as well as most dates, i.e. with a SWAT TEAM.

By the Numbers

• Horns: 3
• Peppermint Hippos: 1
• Cars Waltzed: 2
• Computer sticky things: 1
• Computer sticky things read on a Kindle: 1
• Years until Holbrooke is Julian Assange: 20
• Years until Phil is Mahmoud Ahmedinejad: 20
• Successful dates: 1

Overall: 3/5