Dune (1984)


It’s fucking DUNE. I can’t believe you made me review this.

“What’s in the box?” “PAIN.”

By the Numbers

Overall: 4 / 5

(3/5 for plot, 1/5 for special effects, 5/5 for THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD I’M REVIEWING HERE)


Every time I see that picture, I cant help but think "FLAWLESS VICTORY!"

This review is woefully inaccurate. There must have been at least ten mile-long sand-dicks in this film!

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