Synopsis

A MAN and his WIFE go out for DINNER in MANHATTAN. This ends as well as most dates, i.e. with a SWAT TEAM.

By the Numbers

  • Horns: 3
  • Peppermint Hippos: 1
  • Cars Waltzed: 2
  • Computer sticky things: 1
  • Computer sticky things read on a Kindle: 1
  • Years until Holbrooke is Julian Assange: 20
  • Years until Phil is Mahmoud Ahmedinejad: 20
  • Successful dates: 1

Overall: 3/5