Eight Crazy Nights

Synopsis

From the moment the REPLACEMENT COLUMBIA LADY’s SKIN MELTS to reveal her TRUE FORM, you just know THIS FILM is going to be a CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE. Oh yes.

In a bid to outdo JACK AND JILL for sheer, horrifying ADAM SANDLER DENSITY, we are now apparently drunk enough to endure ADAM SANDLER’s Eight Crazy Nights, starring ADAM SANDLER, ADAM SANDLER, ADAM SANDLER, and even filling in as the voice of a scat-fetishist deer, ADAM. FUCKING. SANDLER.

OH GOD IT’S A MUSICAL

DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR US

By the Numbers

Overall: ACTUAL HITLER / 5

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